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Meh Cat

One sound, and it is not a happy one
Meh Cat with a paw under his chin

I looked at it. Properly, for several seconds, with both eyes. It was fine. That is the entire reaction and there is no second half coming.

People keep bringing me things and then standing there waiting. I have already given them the sound. The sound was the response.

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Loud, colourful, over in nine minutes.
Boxes. Inside the boxes, more boxes.
Brand new. Sat in front of my nose for an hour.
The sky did that. It does it daily.
Everything came off the counter. I was here.

I am not bored. Bored means I wanted something else to happen.

You did the whole thing for a reaction. Here it is. This is the reaction.

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They hung a banner with my name on it and turned the lights down.

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